CamillePreakers

Tell us how it goes, I wish you well . From the things you write here you seem pretty chill as well.

Eracle

You know you make me breakdown

anahí

Same for me, I cannot tell whether it's over for me or not :/

CamillePreakers

What are your wrists like? Let's me be helpful. For the femoids its the opposite rule:
-big wrists : oggress femcel
-small wrists : delicate cerbiattina nordica

franz90

What about your chin? Is that retracted?

CamillePreakers

I have the small wrists of a delicate british fawn.

Clover

Omg

froschio

Can I point out some mistakes in here or am I gonna sound like an asshole? I mean I am an asshole but I figure it might be helpful if the aim of this thread is to practice English. You're also welcome to correct mine's. Except that, if you do, I'm gonna edit the post and pretend it never happened.

CamillePreakers

I think it's ok.

froschio

I made sure to use the red pen so as to be even more annoying and bring back those nice memories from the school days

franz90

No you can’t.

We don’t take advices from a person with a negative canthal tilt.

froschio

Looks like you haven't got over Sylverster Stallone stealing your girlfriend in the 80's

franz90

Honestly back in the days we cared more about Sly and his roids abuse than caring about my girlfriend.

Caring about people is for betas. We just care (and believe) in Dianabol.

Maffo

I don't think I would like that (for my own comments) as I would probably get stressed out pretty quickly.

It's a good thing you asked first

anahí

Maybe it's not so over for me. I will now go and run and jump in the forest with the other Nordic fawns

CamillePreakers

Thanks you froschio.
Anahi, in the pictures you've put there you also have a small, delicate british cerbiattina like nose. It's not over yet for you

CamillePreakers

Good morning very phobic people.

CamillePreakers

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franz90

Beretta 92 or Colt 1911? What’s your opinion?

CamillePreakers

why not both! you need to cover your entire walls with guns and knives and walk with a machete in your hand and get gold teeth!