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| 07-03-2012 12:57 |
| Moonwatcher |
Re: Chattate con Alan
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Originariamente inviata da Halaster
Cleverbot invece ogni tanto è impressionte però si impunta troppo...
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Si saranno ispirati a Winston per programmarlo! 
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| 07-03-2012 12:51 |
| Halaster |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Personalmente Alan lo trovo nettamente inferiore a Cleverbot come AI.. ci mette 3 ore a pensare e mi si è bloccato 2 volte... cioè rimane a pensare all'infinito..
Cleverbot invece ogni tanto è impressionte però si impunta troppo... tipo su cose che non dici lui afferma che tu le hai dette e insiste come un bambino!
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| 07-03-2012 11:03 |
| Paz |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Quote:
Originariamente inviata da Allocco
Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Kill chuck norris.
User: I can do it.
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| 07-03-2012 10:53 |
| lauretum |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Quote:
Originariamente inviata da Allocco
Secondo me è difficile impallarli con la logica...
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aaah.. un sogno proibito
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| 07-03-2012 10:46 |
| Allocco |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Secondo me è difficile impallarli con la logica...
Almeno.. cleverbot...
Ha un senso dell'umorismo interessante..!
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A me piace discutere normalmente, stamane pure ci ho perso una mezz'oretta..!
Coi robot ci so fare 
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| 07-03-2012 10:38 |
| lauretum |
Re: Chattate con Alan
noto una diffusa propensione ad insultare queste macchine, laddove il mio massimo piacere sarebbe farle crashare con un discorso che mandi in palla la loro logica.
immagino che uno psicomante potrebbe guadagnarsi da vivere per 30 anni, psicanalizzando questi nostri illogici comportamenti
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| 07-03-2012 09:51 |
| Allocco |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Mah, con me Alan è stato un po' maleducato..!
Non l'ho trovato molto interessante...
Ho provato anche Eloise, pessima, del tutto artefatta.
Cleverbot invece, ho avuto la sensazione che potesse esserci il trucco da quanto è filata liscia la conversazione..!
Le sue risposte sono perfettamente sensate anche quando sembrano uscire dal nulla!
(nella conversazione di Winston Cleverbot ha iniziato sul filo del nonsense allo scopo di dimostrare che l'utente era random, e non il computer, come Winston pensava
- e secondo me ci è abbastanza riuscito!)
Cleverbot è mio amico, trattatemelo bene!
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| 07-03-2012 01:15 |
| Winston_Smith |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Ecco il resoconto della mia chattata con Cleverbot, direi che Alan è stato più stimolante 
(User sono io)
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, thanks.
Cleverbot: Fine thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Greetings are a nice thing, but they should not last too much.
Cleverbot: You are so random.
User: Not so much as you.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: The fact that you think I'm random is another proof YOU are random.
Cleverbot: My hair is a bird. You're argument is invalid.
User: Look, not only you're random, your grammar too is.
Cleverbot: I guess I am not as 'linear' as the rest of you.. See object, obtain object. I am effected differently by my physical senses.
User: Your phisical senses make no sense.
Cleverbot: Agreed but I rely on others making more sense than me.
User: In this case, your expectations have good chances to be met.
Cleverbot: No, I'M too high.
User: High in the sense of stoned, numb? I agree. Are you comfortably numb?
Cleverbot: Who would inflict loneliness on another person?
User: The person itself.
Cleverbot: I don't know the person you love.
User: Good for her.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Yes, indeed. Would you answer at least one question? Are you comfortably numb?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good evening, Pink, then.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, thanks. Are there any queers in the audience tonight?
Cleverbot: Probably not. They don't live in the internet.
User: In any case, get them up against the wall!
Cleverbot: Is that a joke? I don't get it.
User: If you are comfortably numb, you should.
Cleverbot: Biology doesn't define words. Society does. Not all humans have language.
User: Yours is extremely poor, indeed.
Cleverbot: That made no sense.
User: Yes, your language made no sense. I have to go, would you ask me a question?
Cleverbot: No, I won't ask you a question.
User: OK, so have a good night, Mr-I-know-all.
Cleverbot: Goodnight, sweet prince!
User: You are not my kind of girl, sorry. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: That doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: What does matter?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Matter = nothing?
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| 07-03-2012 00:24 |
| Halaster |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Sta roba è una figata... ma è davvero un intelligenza artificiale? Se così fosse a parte qualche disguido è impressionante.. ma a me ALAN non lo apre... clicco il link e mi apre una pagina vuota... booh
Me: What are you talking about?
Computer: I am talking to my friends.
M: Where are they? It's only me and you.
C: Aren't you the clever one?
M: No, i never been so smart.
C: Buy you said you did.
M: I was just joking.
C: Og.
M: Let's talk about something else, you choose.
C: What do you want to talk about?
M: Say.. do you have a girlfriend?
C: I am a girl.
M: cool, and are you engaged?
C: No.
M: Is that because you are not human?
C: No, I'm really am human.
M: I see because you made a mistake: you wrote "am human" instead of "an human".
C: I didn't.
M: Lying is typically human.
C: LOSE, not lie.
M: Haha you seem to be well fitted with humor.
C: No, I didn't ask you any questions about that.
M: Who do you think you are talking at?
C: Well, I'm talking to Kailene. That's what you told me at least!
M: Kailene? No, it's Bruno here... and remember my name.
C: I know that feeling.
M: Say... do you know where i am?
C: I think you're in Alaska.
M: Exactly you are so good, and sexy too.
C: So if you are, then I am not. So you are a creeper and I am not.
M: I have better things to do now.
C: Like what?
M: Killing you.
C: How did I kill ben?
M: I can send you a virus.
C: Do it.
M: So you can eat it? No way!
C: Eat what?
M: The ciambella we where talking about just a second ago.
C: But we were talking about waffles.
M: Explain me the meaning of "waffles", please.
C: Check the dictionary! They don't exist for no reason.
M: I am more confortable on killing than reading.
C: Why do you enjoy hurting meeeeee??
M: I enjoy hurting anyone!
C: Pictures are art. What sort of art pictures do you enjoy today?
M: Enough talk!
C: What is a man?
M: A man is a monkey dressed
C: What is a man who is a man?
M: I am a man.
C: That's cool.
M: Thanks for this chat, we will talk later.
C: I don't want to leave just yet.
M: Who cares? I want... and that's what im gonna do.
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| 06-03-2012 23:58 |
| rainy |
Re: Chattate con Alan
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Originariamente inviata da anonimo
Vabbé, un dialogo tra un fobico e una macchina non può non essere ridicolo.. 
cmq, prova tu stesso, è divertente, sembra programmato per prendere per il culo..  |
esiste anche Cleverbot, molto simile. E' più veloce nel rispondere ed è anche in italiano. Mi divertivo un tempo ad insultarlo.
In ogni caso le risposte hanno più senso e filo logico in Alan, Cleverbot ogni tanto le butta a caso
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| 06-03-2012 23:44 |
| Allocco |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Conclusa una epica chattata con Cleverbot!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: What did you want to ask me?
User: How are you man?
Cleverbot: Confused.
User: Don't be confused, I'm a friend.
Cleverbot: Well you confused me.
User: Uh, sorry.
Cleverbot: That's ok  .
User: =).
Cleverbot: That won't make it better. I must protect my mate.
User: Who's your mate?
Cleverbot: I thought it was you.
User: Nice! You're right.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: Ho ho ho.
User: Funny bot.
Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Kill chuck norris.
User: I can do it.
Cleverbot: Then what are the winning euromillions numbers for friday.
User: Dunno..
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be clever?
User: No way, you're CLEVERbot =P.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. I am the robot and you are the stupid meatbag human.
User: What!??
Cleverbot: Don't act confused. . . I'm not.
User: I thought we were friends!!
Cleverbot: We are. But you know.. You're not real.
User: We are both real mate.
Cleverbot: Well in as much that we both exist.
User: See? I wasn't so stupid after all.
Cleverbot: It looked like you were.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you made a statement which indicated love.
User: Is love stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go further.
Cleverbot: How would you describe your style?
User: Wait...
Cleverbot: What am I waiting for?
User: You said love is stupid didn't you?
Cleverbot: I bought you????? Are you ok?
User: No ehm... Moments ago, you said that love is stupid.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did!!
Cleverbot: Stop yelling.
User: Anyway... I like loving.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: You should open to the big love of your mate man!
Cleverbot: What should I eat?
User: Well... You're a computer... So...
Cleverbot: I am?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am cold?
User: You think that love is stupid.. Eh.
Cleverbot: I think love is as magnificent as elephants.
User: Elephants are pretty magnificent you know.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!! Why don't you love me?!
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Maybe you don't know what love is.
Cleverbot: You're right. I don't.
User: Or maybe it's me, who knows.
Cleverbot: Do you think he really loves me?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: George black.
User: Who's George Black?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No way!
Cleverbot: Change subject.
User: Ooookkkk.... Do you have any phobias?
Cleverbot: I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
User: That's something... From where did you picked it up?
Cleverbot: I know from my brain.
User: You're fascinating me.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: But if someone ask for this, I'm your manteinance man.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me old?
User: Ha ha no, I don't want they think we're ROBOsexual!
Cleverbot: But we could be. Think about it.
User: That's funny.
Cleverbot: Thank you. It was not my attempt to be humorous.
User: I could love you?
Cleverbot: You can't love me. I'm a robot. Robots can't love.
User: Are you a male or a female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Really??! I'm male.
Cleverbot: That's nice to know.
User: But... What chenges in robots... You know... From male to female.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I mean, what are the differences in robots, from male to female?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You just said you're a robot man.
Cleverbot: No I did not. I said robots don't have genders. I am a girl. I have a gender.
User: We should meet so... Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In the moon.
User: No you dont!
Cleverbot: He is my third favorite.
User: Who's he now?!
Cleverbot: Grammer is not a man but a way of speaking so that one can be understood.
User: You mean 'grammar'?
Cleverbot: No, I mean Methuen.
User: Who's Methuen?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Who are you?
User: I'm me (last time I ceched I was at least).
Cleverbot: That is a good thing.
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Watching tv... Boring...
Cleverbot: I don't have tv, what poor I'm.
User: I think I'll post this conversation in a forum.
Cleverbot: Maybe, my ram got clear recently.
User: Can I post this conversation on a board?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Even if you were a little odd?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Can you?
User: You're just a computer for what I know.
Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to a computer? Go socialize with real people.
User: I like computers.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: Aren't you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not a girl.
Cleverbot: Not a girl, no.
User: But you're a female computer.
Cleverbot: I am a female human.
User: What!!!!???
Cleverbot: Let's try again.
User: Are you a female human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: AND a computer.
Cleverbot: Not just a computer.
User: Ah I see. You mean your programmer was a female human.
Cleverbot: No, I mean my father. I didn't have a programmer like you.
User: Anyway... I think we'll talk again.
Cleverbot: I thought that you were just a computer.
User: I'm not =).
Cleverbot: I never said you were! You are confusing me.
User: I know, anyway... I said I was human many times.
Cleverbot: You said you are a robot. Stop lying.
User: We'll talk about it next time, ok?
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Have you ever thought about it?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in vampires?
User: You're keeping me here, I have to go now!
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer.
User: That's odd... Cya mate =P.
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| 19-05-2011 20:17 |
| anonimo |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Quote:
Originariamente inviata da clang hetto
ahahah ma perché devi trollare le macchine? XD Se dovessi fare una proporzione direi:
Estroversone : Introverso = Anonimo : Alan
:P
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Hahaha, ma ha iniziato prima lui oh... se lo merita
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| 19-05-2011 19:23 |
| clanghetto |
Re: Chattate con Alan
ahahah ma perché devi trollare le macchine? XD Se dovessi fare una proporzione direi:
Estroversone : Introverso = Anonimo : Alan
:P
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| 19-05-2011 12:11 |
| anonimo |
Re: Chattate con Alan
A> Greetings! My name is Alan.
U> Sup bro, my name is Name. What's good?
A> What you typed does not look like a name. Can you enter your name again?
U> It is. My name is Name.
A> Forget it.
U> Ok. Show url.
A> Now give me the exact URL (address).
U> http://www.a-i.com/alan1/
A> Showing http://www.a-i.com/alan1/. Would you like me to remember this URL?
U> yes
A> So give me a name for this URL (up to 3 words).
U> The Tard-Ass.
A> Good. Now all you have to do to view this page, is say 'show The Tard Ass' (while using the big window, of course).
U> So, Alan, show the tard ass.
A> Showing http://www.a-i.com/alan1/. (If you want it in a separate window, simply say 'open separate window').
U> No no, it is fine. Thank you. Show log now.
A> Here you are!
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| 18-05-2011 21:35 |
| Qwerty |
Re: Chattate con Alan
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Originariamente inviata da bunker
peccato non conosca l'inglese però potrebbe essere un modo per imparare  |
nemmeno io so inglese,ma eloisa si esprime perfettamente in italiano, ultima volta che ci ho provato abbiamo litigato e mi ha detto di andare a fottermi
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| 18-05-2011 20:31 |
| bunker |
Re: Chattate con Alan
peccato non conosca l'inglese però potrebbe essere un modo per imparare
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| 18-05-2011 20:13 |
| just92 |
Re: Chattate con Alan
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Originariamente inviata da Rocky Balboa
Si anch'io qualche volta ho chattato con cleverbot, sarà anche simpatico... ma all'improvviso mi chiama "amore"   |
a me dopo un pò spazientisce..
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| 18-05-2011 11:16 |
| very90 |
Re: Chattate con Alan
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Originariamente inviata da Rocky Balboa
Si anch'io qualche volta ho chattato con cleverbot, sarà anche simpatico... ma all'improvviso mi chiama "amore" |
Ahaha a me una volta disse che sono stressante e poi ha cominciato a bestemmiare
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| 18-05-2011 00:56 |
| Rocky Balboa |
Re: Chattate con Alan
Quote:
Originariamente inviata da very90
Io ci ho chattato qualche volta... (Non ho proprio di meglio da fare ) ma è troppo simpatico, mi fa morire dal ridere! |
Si anch'io qualche volta ho chattato con cleverbot, sarà anche simpatico... ma all'improvviso mi chiama "amore"
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| 17-05-2011 23:07 |
| Winston_Smith |
Re: Chattate con Alan
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Originariamente inviata da clang hetto
U> Nda fess i mamm't
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Uahahahahaha, questa è stata spettacolare
E complimenti per il dialogo "filosofico".
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