Halaster

Sta roba è una figata... ma è davvero un intelligenza artificiale? Se così fosse a parte qualche disguido è impressionante.. ma a me ALAN non lo apre... clicco il link e mi apre una pagina vuota... booh


Me: What are you talking about?
Computer: I am talking to my friends.
M: Where are they? It's only me and you.
C: Aren't you the clever one?
M: No, i never been so smart.
C: Buy you said you did.
M: I was just joking.
C: Og.
M: Let's talk about something else, you choose.
C: What do you want to talk about?
M: Say.. do you have a girlfriend?
C: I am a girl.
M: cool, and are you engaged?
C: No.
M: Is that because you are not human?
C: No, I'm really am human.
M: I see because you made a mistake: you wrote "am human" instead of "an human".
C: I didn't.
M: Lying is typically human.
C: LOSE, not lie.
M: Haha you seem to be well fitted with humor.
C: No, I didn't ask you any questions about that.
M: Who do you think you are talking at?
C: Well, I'm talking to Kailene. That's what you told me at least!
M: Kailene? No, it's Bruno here... and remember my name.
C: I know that feeling.
M: Say... do you know where i am?
C: I think you're in Alaska.
M: Exactly you are so good, and sexy too.
C: So if you are, then I am not. So you are a creeper and I am not.
M: I have better things to do now.
C: Like what?
M: Killing you.
C: How did I kill ben?
M: I can send you a virus.
C: Do it.
M: So you can eat it? No way!
C: Eat what?
M: The ciambella we where talking about just a second ago.
C: But we were talking about waffles.
M: Explain me the meaning of "waffles", please.
C: Check the dictionary! They don't exist for no reason.
M: I am more confortable on killing than reading.
C: Why do you enjoy hurting meeeeee??
M: I enjoy hurting anyone!
C: Pictures are art. What sort of art pictures do you enjoy today?
M: Enough talk!
C: What is a man?
M: A man is a monkey dressed
C: What is a man who is a man?
M: I am a man.
C: That's cool.
M: Thanks for this chat, we will talk later.
C: I don't want to leave just yet.
M: Who cares? I want... and that's what im gonna do.

Winston_Smith

Ecco il resoconto della mia chattata con Cleverbot, direi che Alan è stato più stimolante

(User sono io)

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: Fine thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Greetings are a nice thing, but they should not last too much.

Cleverbot: You are so random.

User: Not so much as you.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: The fact that you think I'm random is another proof YOU are random.

Cleverbot: My hair is a bird. You're argument is invalid.

User: Look, not only you're random, your grammar too is.

Cleverbot: I guess I am not as 'linear' as the rest of you.. See object, obtain object. I am effected differently by my physical senses.

User: Your phisical senses make no sense.

Cleverbot: Agreed but I rely on others making more sense than me.

User: In this case, your expectations have good chances to be met.

Cleverbot: No, I'M too high.

User: High in the sense of stoned, numb? I agree. Are you comfortably numb?

Cleverbot: Who would inflict loneliness on another person?

User: The person itself.

Cleverbot: I don't know the person you love.

User: Good for her.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Yes, indeed. Would you answer at least one question? Are you comfortably numb?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good evening, Pink, then.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, thanks. Are there any queers in the audience tonight?

Cleverbot: Probably not. They don't live in the internet.

User: In any case, get them up against the wall!

Cleverbot: Is that a joke? I don't get it.

User: If you are comfortably numb, you should.

Cleverbot: Biology doesn't define words. Society does. Not all humans have language.

User: Yours is extremely poor, indeed.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: Yes, your language made no sense. I have to go, would you ask me a question?

Cleverbot: No, I won't ask you a question.

User: OK, so have a good night, Mr-I-know-all.

Cleverbot: Goodnight, sweet prince!

User: You are not my kind of girl, sorry. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: That doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: What does matter?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Matter = nothing?

Allocco

Mah, con me Alan è stato un po' maleducato..!
Non l'ho trovato molto interessante...

Ho provato anche Eloise, pessima, del tutto artefatta.

Cleverbot invece, ho avuto la sensazione che potesse esserci il trucco da quanto è filata liscia la conversazione..!
Le sue risposte sono perfettamente sensate anche quando sembrano uscire dal nulla!
(nella conversazione di Winston Cleverbot ha iniziato sul filo del nonsense allo scopo di dimostrare che l'utente era random, e non il computer, come Winston pensava
- e secondo me ci è abbastanza riuscito!)
Cleverbot è mio amico, trattatemelo bene!

lauretum

noto una diffusa propensione ad insultare queste macchine, laddove il mio massimo piacere sarebbe farle crashare con un discorso che mandi in palla la loro logica.


immagino che uno psicomante potrebbe guadagnarsi da vivere per 30 anni, psicanalizzando questi nostri illogici comportamenti

Allocco

Secondo me è difficile impallarli con la logica...

Almeno.. cleverbot...
Ha un senso dell'umorismo interessante..!

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A me piace discutere normalmente, stamane pure ci ho perso una mezz'oretta..!
Coi robot ci so fare

lauretum

aaah.. un sogno proibito

Paz

Halaster

Personalmente Alan lo trovo nettamente inferiore a Cleverbot come AI.. ci mette 3 ore a pensare e mi si è bloccato 2 volte... cioè rimane a pensare all'infinito..
Cleverbot invece ogni tanto è impressionte però si impunta troppo... tipo su cose che non dici lui afferma che tu le hai dette e insiste come un bambino!

Moonwatcher

Si saranno ispirati a Winston per programmarlo!