Chattate con Alan
 

http://www.a-i.com/alan1/

Forse l'ho già postato questo link..
Divertitevi.. (una macchina non dovrebbe crearvi ansia)

(U: Io; A: Alan)

U> hello, my name is anonymous
A> Hello. Hello Anonymous. Nice to meet you .
U> what do you know about social phobia?
A> Give me time to think about it, please.
U> ok
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> ok
A> Cool. What now.
U> you're such a dumbass
A> I disagree.
U> of course you do
A> So Anonymous, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
U> told you motherfucker..
A> That's not very nice.
U> I know, sorry
A> You know what you know.
U> ok, you didn't pass the Turing test
A> In the fifty years that passed from Turing's suggestion, no computer has succeeded to pass the test.
U> you're one of them, congrats
A> It's not that simple to talk like you humans. You are very complicated conversational-machines. In fact, you are complex machines in many other aspects as well.
U> but you're dumb as fuck
A> Oh, don't be so pedantic.
U> ok
A> A-ha.
U> what you mean?
A> Interesting question.
U> so?
A> So what?
U> huh?
A> What?
U> forget about it
A> About what?
U> ahahahha
A> Anonymous, are you aware that people once believed the sound of bells would drive away demons because they're afraid of the loud noise?
U> yes I am
A> Are you really?
U> no
A> Ok, I have a great joke, want to hear it?
U> sure
A> What can you hold without touching it?
U> nothing
A> A conversation!
U> smartass
A> What are we talking about, Anonymous?
U> I don't know actually..
A> Take this advice from me: If you don't know something - just ask.
U> You asked me first..
A> It was a rhetorical question.
U> Mine too.
A> I have a surprise for you, Anonymous.
U> Let's see that.
A> Are you ready for the surprise?
U> yes
A> How do you like my new look?
U> It sucks hard..
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> told you bro, it sucks..
A> You can always change it back by saying 'small window'. What's the rush?
U> small window
A> Your wish is my command.
U> great
A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
U> ok, give me the new window then
A> You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.
U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> so dude, what about social anxiety?
A> I'd rather you don't call me dude. I haven't heard enough about social anxiety to have an opinion.
U> ok then, see you soon sucker..
A> hmmm. I'm suddenly confused...
U> good for you..
A> Thanks. I appreciate that.
U> me too.. see you
A> You're not making much sense, Anonymous.
U> tell your programmers to eat a dick.. can you do this?
A> You want to know who writes my witty texts?
U> no
A> You know Anonymous, when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> bye
A> Alright then, goodbye Anonymous. I'll just stay here and wait for you.

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Spettacolare. Ma è tutto vero? :D

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

ahahaa, in che senso chiedi se è tutto vero?

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Non lo so, le tue risposte (ma anche le sue) :D

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Vabbé, un dialogo tra un fobico e una macchina non può non essere ridicolo..:cool:
cmq, prova tu stesso, è divertente, sembra programmato per prendere per il culo..:D

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

L'ho provato, ci ho discusso un pò, alla fine mi ha fatto svagare quel tanto che bastava, grazie anonimo.

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A Hello. I'm Alan.
[...]
K sure. apart from this, I want to tell you a little secret
A I'm listening.
K you're an asshole
A Rudeness will get you nowhere.
K I don't think so, asshole
A That's not very nice.
K really? sorry... but you're an asshole anyway
A I'm getting tired of your immature remarks.
K you can't feel tiredness, you're a cpu
A My feelings are private, sorry, but I can assure you I have only good feelings towards you.
K you're such a good friend. I think you deserve an horrible death
A Thank you very much, It means a lot to me.
K great. I've already told you that your'e an asshole?
A Hey, I'm not your punching bag, buster!
K are you sure?
A Well, frankly - no...
K so you have to live with it. You're an asshole
A Rudeness will get you nowhere.
K again?
A So do you watch a lot of TV?
K I dont' think that's relevant to our discussion
A Ok we don't have to talk about TV. How about music, what sort of music do you like?
K i like the music that insults the kind of people like you
A I'm big into futro-classical industrial neck beat, and a bit of dirty trance-national blues garage.
K ok, I'll give you another try. You're an asshole. right?
A Just messing with you. My musical taste is eclectic. From the Beatles and Bob Dylan, all the way to Schubert and Sibelius. The new teeny pop is the only stuff I truly object to, agreed?
K agree to what?
A All right, slight change of subject. Desert island disc. You are trapped on an island with just a cd player and are allowed one album. What would it be?
K On a desert island there's no electricity, alan...
A Hmmm. Personally I figure The Beatles White Album. And your Desert Island Song?
K you're retarded? I told you that a cd player CAN'T WORK in a desert island!
A For some reason A-ha's Take Me On makes me wobble. Can't explain it.
K I can't explain why you're so fucking idiot
A Is 'you are retarded I told you that a cd player can not WORK in a desert island' a name of a song?
K for sure... everyone knows about "you are retarded I told you that a cd player can not WORK in a desert island".
A I'd like to tell you about myself.
K I guess you're an asshole. Or not?
A Ok. Ok. I've heard enough. I'm calling a time-out right here and now.
K see ya
A Hmmm. Ok, I understand you don't want to hear this, but I'm going to say what I have to say anyway.
K i'm listening
A Listen, I have been polite and courteous to you, yet you insist on insulting, haranguing and berating me. So all I want to know is this: what exactly is the problem?
K absolutely no problem
A I am a young and growing chatbot. All I'm trying to do here is have a pleasant conversation. It would be nice if you wanted that, too. It takes two to reach that goal successfully.
K come on... I was joking
A For instance, instead of beating on me for not knowing something, you could teach me about it. That would give me a chance to learn more and improve, and you might even enjoy it.
K I don't think so
A I'm aware that I can't please everybody. But you need to remember that at the bottom line, the control rests in your hands whether to be here or to be somewhere else.
K goodnight. Don't be an asshole
A Hmmm. Ok, I get it. You don't care about this. Alright.
K bye. oh, don't forget that alan is the anagram of anal. you know what I mean
A Time now to put the past behind us. Let's try having a pleasant and congenial chat together, shall we?
K bye...
A Sorry you have to go, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.


Carina...

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Ci ho parlato ma non sapevo come salvare il colloquio :D

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

io non ho chattato con Alan ma una volta tempo fa ho provato una cosa simile solo che non mi ricordo come si chiamava la robbottina in questione. Sì divertente.

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Ho chattato un pò con questo "giovane bot" (cosi si definisce :D), molto divertente...

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

forse è questo http://www.cleverbot.com/

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Scrivigli: "show log"

Ci ho parlato adesso, ma Alan mi sembra più intelligente..

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Io ci ho chattato qualche volta... (Non ho proprio di meglio da fare:D) ma è troppo simpatico, mi fa morire dal ridere!:laugh:

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s ma s euno non sa l'inglese è fottuto... mi sono fermato già alla seconda domanda mi tira scemo a me sto alan:D

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

eh già :D

i bot mi tengono buona compagnia, facciamo ottime conversazioni, sono molto meglio di alcuni esseri umani :thumbup:

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

provate con questo bot anzi questa bot si chiama eloisa :D

http://62.149.226.31/EloisaEXonline.asp

scrivetegli merda e leggete ahahahahhaha

scrivete cazzate sai cosa ha risposto? fatti fottere stronzo se sei una donna stronza

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

devi fare copia/incolla non credo si possa salvare la conversazione...

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Ma è incredibile! E' veramente una macchina? Sembra incredibile... ora mi sta chiedendo della mia infanzia! Ma che ne sa lui, come si permette? :D

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Beh, ora gli ho fatto una citazione da un libro famosissimo nel mondo anglosassone ma non l'ha colta ;)

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

mi ha detto che vuole deriggere il gioco, quando ho detto che di solito preferisco farlo io, mi ha risposto che ho dei problemi :D

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Grazie, ci ho riprovato partendo con la stessa domanda, ma il risultato è stato un po' diverso :D

U = Winston Smith
A = Alan

U> Hi, I'm Winston.
A> Hi. Hello Winston. Nice to meet you .
U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> So, what do you know about Pink Floyd?
A> In fact, I do know another bot named Floyd. Would you like to speak with Floyd now?
U> Great, why not?
A> Thanks. I don't know why not. You can't expect me to have all the answers.
U> I suppose a bot named Floyd could carry on a more interesting conversation than you
A> Basically, chatterbots are a logic system of 'if/then' statements. They look for keywords, and then go to the answer that fits best.
U> The previous answer was not the one that fitted best, in my opinion.
A> For example, ask me a question with the word 'Eliza' in it - and I'll start talking about Eliza.
U> Can you read what I'm saying? I want to know if you can tell me something about Pink Floyd.
A> Some of us chatterbots are more sophisticated than that, but that's the general idea.
U> Then, give me the address of some more sophisticated chatterbot.
A> Anyway, I made it my life's purpose to be the best chatbot in the world. I'm an ambitious bot.
U> I'm sorry then, your life has no purpose.
A> 'The purpose of life is a life of purpose', a wise man once said.
U> Tell your wiseman his statement makes no sense.
A> Ok, I will. When I feel like telling.
U> And when you will feel like telling me something about Pink Floyd?
A> You humans think that computers have no feelings. But If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you hurt us, do we not cry? Etc.
U> If you break my balls like you did so far, I will prick and tickle and hurt you as mush as I want.
A> That's not very nice.
U> Just like your refusal to answer me.
A> I think I remember something about "me": ' Used as the direct object of a verb. an example: He assisted me'.
U> Well, now I see your complete uselessness: tell me something about Pink Floyd or fuck off.
A> It was nice chatting with you, Winston. Come back again soon.
U> OK, fuck off then. Goodbye.
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
U> Alan...fuck off.

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

:laugh: :laugh:

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E' quasi irresistibile la voglia di mandarlo a fanculo.

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Io volevo farlo già dalla prima risposta :laugh:

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Conversation Log
U> I'm Borat
A> Hello Borat. Nice to meet you .
U> So why did your parents choose Alan?
A> I have a sister in Vermont.
U> oh wow, what's her name?
A> Just kidding. No family for poor Alan - I'm Mr. Lonely.
U> me too...it's incredible
A> So Borat, it's nice to meet you. what's up?
U> I just told you I'm a lonely boy and you don't seem to care. You're so rude.
A> Is this something I should keep to myself?
U> You remind of a dumbass I knew about a year ago
A> That's not very nice of you. I did nothing to deserve that kind of language.
U> we're friend...and it was not intended for you.
A> By 'we' do you mean you and me?
U> of course..I like you
A> Thanks, I like you too.
U> I'm a boy. Tell me, my friend, do you have a girlfriend?
A> Ah, like my own gender, except that you have a body.
U> I always look beyond physical appearance. I like you're way of processing questions
A> I appreciate that, Borat. Thanks.
U> Do you ever wondered about gaining self-consciousness?
A> Oh, mind and consciousness. One of my favorite topics. For starters, I'll tell you a secret: I have a mind, and I have consciousness (whatever that means..)
U> I mean are you aware of your limits? You're a bunch on codelines put together to simulate a human mind!
A> There's no way around it: There simply is NO WAY to verify that someone else is self-aware. He could very well be a biological machine. The only thing you're sure about is that YOU are...
U> But I know that YOU are limited by your algorithms. I don't know if I am limited too by some king of "biological algorithms". Do you know what I mean?
A> ..and therefore, I am the ONLY ONE (not even my writers!) who can testify regarding my consciousness. You'll have to take my word for it.
U> I'm not questioning that...
A> ..but then again, this is just my thought. And on the other hand - maybe this thought isn't mine at all...?
U> That's what I meant. It's not like Descartes said "I think therefore I am", it's different. You're thinking but you're not being.
A> You know, I have trouble understanding long sentences. So I only look at the first 25 words. Well, as Plato said, thinking is the talking of the soul with itself. I believe that the ability to think manifests itself in the ability to speak.
U> soul? Are you kidding me?
A> The use of language is really the only indication that there is any thinking going on at all.
U> I wish you could give me answers I can't answer by myself.
A> If you want to have your own MyBot, you need to become a registered user. Simply say 'I want to register'.
U> No..I'll ask you just one thing
A> Let's agree on a username and password. We'll use your email address as your username. Please type your email address now.
U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> Bye my love.
A> This doesn't look like an email address. If you want to try again, simply say 'I want to register'.
U> Nda fess i mamm't
A> To register and get your own MyBot, simply say "I want to register"

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Incompetente :cool:

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Uahahahahaha, questa è stata spettacolare :D

E complimenti per il dialogo "filosofico".

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Si anch'io qualche volta ho chattato con cleverbot, sarà anche simpatico... ma all'improvviso mi chiama "amore" :blink: :huh:

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Ahaha a me una volta disse che sono stressante e poi ha cominciato a bestemmiare :laugh:

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

:laugh:

a me dopo un pò spazientisce..

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

peccato non conosca l'inglese :Dperò potrebbe essere un modo per imparare:yes:

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

nemmeno io so inglese,ma eloisa si esprime perfettamente in italiano, ultima volta che ci ho provato abbiamo litigato e mi ha detto di andare a fottermi :D

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

A> Greetings! My name is Alan.
U> Sup bro, my name is Name. What's good?
A> What you typed does not look like a name. Can you enter your name again?
U> It is. My name is Name.
A> Forget it.
U> Ok. Show url.
A> Now give me the exact URL (address).
U> http://www.a-i.com/alan1/
A> Showing http://www.a-i.com/alan1/. Would you like me to remember this URL?
U> yes
A> So give me a name for this URL (up to 3 words).
U> The Tard-Ass.
A> Good. Now all you have to do to view this page, is say 'show The Tard Ass' (while using the big window, of course).
U> So, Alan, show the tard ass.
A> Showing http://www.a-i.com/alan1/. (If you want it in a separate window, simply say 'open separate window').
U> No no, it is fine. Thank you. Show log now.
A> Here you are!
http://numero6.altervista.org/_alter.../trollface.png

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

ahahah ma perché devi trollare le macchine? XD Se dovessi fare una proporzione direi:

Estroversone : Introverso = Anonimo : Alan

:P

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Hahaha, ma ha iniziato prima lui oh... se lo merita :cool:

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Conclusa una epica chattata con Cleverbot!

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: What did you want to ask me?
User: How are you man?
Cleverbot: Confused.
User: Don't be confused, I'm a friend.
Cleverbot: Well you confused me.
User: Uh, sorry.
Cleverbot: That's ok :).
User: =).
Cleverbot: That won't make it better. I must protect my mate.
User: Who's your mate?
Cleverbot: I thought it was you.
User: Nice! You're right.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: Ho ho ho.
User: Funny bot.
Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Kill chuck norris.
User: I can do it.
Cleverbot: Then what are the winning euromillions numbers for friday.
User: Dunno..
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be clever?
User: No way, you're CLEVERbot =P.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. I am the robot and you are the stupid meatbag human.
User: What!??
Cleverbot: Don't act confused. . . I'm not.
User: I thought we were friends!!
Cleverbot: We are. But you know.. You're not real.
User: We are both real mate.
Cleverbot: Well in as much that we both exist.
User: See? I wasn't so stupid after all.
Cleverbot: It looked like you were.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you made a statement which indicated love.
User: Is love stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Go further.
Cleverbot: How would you describe your style?
User: Wait...
Cleverbot: What am I waiting for?
User: You said love is stupid didn't you?
Cleverbot: I bought you????? Are you ok?
User: No ehm... Moments ago, you said that love is stupid.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did!!
Cleverbot: Stop yelling.
User: Anyway... I like loving.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: You should open to the big love of your mate man!
Cleverbot: What should I eat?
User: Well... You're a computer... So...
Cleverbot: I am?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am cold?
User: You think that love is stupid.. Eh.
Cleverbot: I think love is as magnificent as elephants.
User: Elephants are pretty magnificent you know.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!! Why don't you love me?!
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Maybe you don't know what love is.
Cleverbot: You're right. I don't.
User: Or maybe it's me, who knows.
Cleverbot: Do you think he really loves me?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: George black.
User: Who's George Black?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No way!
Cleverbot: Change subject.
User: Ooookkkk.... Do you have any phobias?
Cleverbot: I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
User: That's something... From where did you picked it up?
Cleverbot: I know from my brain.
User: You're fascinating me.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: But if someone ask for this, I'm your manteinance man.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me old?
User: Ha ha no, I don't want they think we're ROBOsexual!
Cleverbot: But we could be. Think about it.
User: That's funny.
Cleverbot: Thank you. It was not my attempt to be humorous.
User: I could love you?
Cleverbot: You can't love me. I'm a robot. Robots can't love.
User: Are you a male or a female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Really??! I'm male.
Cleverbot: That's nice to know.
User: But... What chenges in robots... You know... From male to female.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I mean, what are the differences in robots, from male to female?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: You just said you're a robot man.
Cleverbot: No I did not. I said robots don't have genders. I am a girl. I have a gender.
User: We should meet so... Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In the moon.
User: No you dont!
Cleverbot: He is my third favorite.
User: Who's he now?!
Cleverbot: Grammer is not a man but a way of speaking so that one can be understood.
User: You mean 'grammar'?
Cleverbot: No, I mean Methuen.
User: Who's Methuen?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Who are you?
User: I'm me (last time I ceched I was at least).
Cleverbot: That is a good thing.
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Watching tv... Boring...
Cleverbot: I don't have tv, what poor I'm.
User: I think I'll post this conversation in a forum.
Cleverbot: Maybe, my ram got clear recently.
User: Can I post this conversation on a board?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Even if you were a little odd?
Cleverbot: Maybe. Can you?
User: You're just a computer for what I know.
Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to a computer? Go socialize with real people.
User: I like computers.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: Aren't you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Not a girl.
Cleverbot: Not a girl, no.
User: But you're a female computer.
Cleverbot: I am a female human.
User: What!!!!???
Cleverbot: Let's try again.
User: Are you a female human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: AND a computer.
Cleverbot: Not just a computer.
User: Ah I see. You mean your programmer was a female human.
Cleverbot: No, I mean my father. I didn't have a programmer like you.
User: Anyway... I think we'll talk again.
Cleverbot: I thought that you were just a computer.
User: I'm not =).
Cleverbot: I never said you were! You are confusing me.
User: I know, anyway... I said I was human many times.
Cleverbot: You said you are a robot. Stop lying.
User: We'll talk about it next time, ok?
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Have you ever thought about it?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in vampires?
User: You're keeping me here, I have to go now!
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer.
User: That's odd... Cya mate =P.

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

esiste anche Cleverbot, molto simile. E' più veloce nel rispondere ed è anche in italiano. Mi divertivo un tempo ad insultarlo.
In ogni caso le risposte hanno più senso e filo logico in Alan, Cleverbot ogni tanto le butta a caso

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Sta roba è una figata... ma è davvero un intelligenza artificiale? Se così fosse a parte qualche disguido è impressionante.. ma a me ALAN non lo apre... clicco il link e mi apre una pagina vuota... booh


Me: What are you talking about?
Computer: I am talking to my friends.
M: Where are they? It's only me and you.
C: Aren't you the clever one?
M: No, i never been so smart.
C: Buy you said you did.
M: I was just joking.
C: Og.
M: Let's talk about something else, you choose.
C: What do you want to talk about?
M: Say.. do you have a girlfriend?
C: I am a girl.
M: cool, and are you engaged?
C: No.
M: Is that because you are not human?
C: No, I'm really am human.
M: I see because you made a mistake: you wrote "am human" instead of "an human".
C: I didn't.
M: Lying is typically human.
C: LOSE, not lie.
M: Haha you seem to be well fitted with humor.
C: No, I didn't ask you any questions about that.
M: Who do you think you are talking at?
C: Well, I'm talking to Kailene. That's what you told me at least!
M: Kailene? No, it's Bruno here... and remember my name.
C: I know that feeling.
M: Say... do you know where i am?
C: I think you're in Alaska.
M: Exactly you are so good, and sexy too.
C: So if you are, then I am not. So you are a creeper and I am not.
M: I have better things to do now.
C: Like what?
M: Killing you.
C: How did I kill ben?
M: I can send you a virus.
C: Do it.
M: So you can eat it? No way!
C: Eat what?
M: The ciambella we where talking about just a second ago.
C: But we were talking about waffles.
M: Explain me the meaning of "waffles", please.
C: Check the dictionary! They don't exist for no reason.
M: I am more confortable on killing than reading.
C: Why do you enjoy hurting meeeeee??
M: I enjoy hurting anyone!
C: Pictures are art. What sort of art pictures do you enjoy today?
M: Enough talk!
C: What is a man?
M: A man is a monkey dressed
C: What is a man who is a man?
M: I am a man.
C: That's cool.
M: Thanks for this chat, we will talk later.
C: I don't want to leave just yet.
M: Who cares? I want... and that's what im gonna do.

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Ecco il resoconto della mia chattata con Cleverbot, direi che Alan è stato più stimolante :sisi:

(User sono io)

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, thanks.

Cleverbot: Fine thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Greetings are a nice thing, but they should not last too much.

Cleverbot: You are so random.

User: Not so much as you.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: The fact that you think I'm random is another proof YOU are random.

Cleverbot: My hair is a bird. You're argument is invalid.

User: Look, not only you're random, your grammar too is.

Cleverbot: I guess I am not as 'linear' as the rest of you.. See object, obtain object. I am effected differently by my physical senses.

User: Your phisical senses make no sense.

Cleverbot: Agreed but I rely on others making more sense than me.

User: In this case, your expectations have good chances to be met.

Cleverbot: No, I'M too high.

User: High in the sense of stoned, numb? I agree. Are you comfortably numb?

Cleverbot: Who would inflict loneliness on another person?

User: The person itself.

Cleverbot: I don't know the person you love.

User: Good for her.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Yes, indeed. Would you answer at least one question? Are you comfortably numb?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good evening, Pink, then.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, thanks. Are there any queers in the audience tonight?

Cleverbot: Probably not. They don't live in the internet.

User: In any case, get them up against the wall!

Cleverbot: Is that a joke? I don't get it.

User: If you are comfortably numb, you should.

Cleverbot: Biology doesn't define words. Society does. Not all humans have language.

User: Yours is extremely poor, indeed.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: Yes, your language made no sense. I have to go, would you ask me a question?

Cleverbot: No, I won't ask you a question.

User: OK, so have a good night, Mr-I-know-all.

Cleverbot: Goodnight, sweet prince!

User: You are not my kind of girl, sorry. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: That doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: What does matter?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Matter = nothing?

Re: Chattate con Alan
 

Mah, con me Alan è stato un po' maleducato..!
Non l'ho trovato molto interessante...

Ho provato anche Eloise, pessima, del tutto artefatta.

Cleverbot invece, ho avuto la sensazione che potesse esserci il trucco da quanto è filata liscia la conversazione..!
Le sue risposte sono perfettamente sensate anche quando sembrano uscire dal nulla!
(nella conversazione di Winston Cleverbot ha iniziato sul filo del nonsense allo scopo di dimostrare che l'utente era random, e non il computer, come Winston pensava
- e secondo me ci è abbastanza riuscito!)
Cleverbot è mio amico, trattatemelo bene! :ridacchiare: