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Tell us how it goes, I wish you well :). From the things you write here you seem pretty chill as well.

You know you make me breakdown

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Same for me, I cannot tell whether it's over for me or not :/

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What are your wrists like? Let's me be helpful. For the femoids its the opposite rule:
-big wrists : oggress femcel
-small wrists : delicate cerbiattina nordica

What about your chin? Is that retracted?

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I have the small wrists of a delicate british fawn.

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Omg

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Can I point out some mistakes in here or am I gonna sound like an asshole? I mean I am an asshole :D but I figure it might be helpful if the aim of this thread is to practice English. You're also welcome to correct mine's. Except that, if you do, I'm gonna edit the post and pretend it never happened.

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I think it's ok.

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I made sure to use the red pen so as to be even more annoying and bring back those nice memories from the school days :D

No you can’t.

We don’t take advices from a person with a negative canthal tilt.

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Looks like you haven't got over Sylverster Stallone stealing your girlfriend in the 80's :D

Honestly back in the days we cared more about Sly and his roids abuse than caring about my girlfriend.

Caring about people is for betas. We just care (and believe) in Dianabol.

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I don't think I would like that (for my own comments) as I would probably get stressed out pretty quickly.

It's a good thing you asked first :bene:

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Maybe it's not so over for me. I will now go and run and jump in the forest with the other Nordic fawns

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Thanks you froschio.
Anahi, in the pictures you've put there you also have a small, delicate british cerbiattina like nose. It's not over yet for you :bene::D

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Good morning very phobic people.

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I've decided, in my infinite wisdom and generosity, to become a life coach for the people who are not criminal enough.
I have now created a great deterioration program. This include:

-how to start by stealing small things at the supermarket
-how to become a cheater in 4 easy steps
-counseling on the best facial tatoos
-counseling on the best yakuza like tatoos that will cover your entire back
-gun or pocket knife? why not both! help on how to get them and use them
-cocaine or heroin? id say meth and crack are best! they will be your bestfriends in your quest to become a menace to society!
-how to walk like a confident thug: the walk and fashion sense are very important!
-what kind of criminal fashion sense is best for your personality? tupac in the 90s, maranza, or classy mafia boss?
-cigar or cigarette?
-how to rob banks
-how to sell drugs
-how to become a lying liar who lies!
-how to become a scammer:start small to get big!


Are you tired of being a good and productive member of society? Do you want to become an handsome criminal devil? Do you want to say goodbye to the phobic lifestyle, and say hello to the thug lifestyle? Do you want to be a disappointment to your mother, but a gift to women with daddy issues everywhere? Do you want to get the junkie waifu you always dreamed of? Maybe she has AIDS from used needles, but man, who cares: its her problem! just use condoms and everything will be fine!

I've got you covered! The university of south samoa gave me my kriminal lifecoach certification! This is 100 % legit and honest!

What are you waiting for! DM me: for a modest 120 euros for each lesson fee I will transform you into a menace to society!
It's an easy 12 steps program, but with 500 more euros I will give you bonus lessons on how to survive in prison!

I accept cash or payments on paypal, no perditempo.

Beretta 92 or Colt 1911? What’s your opinion?

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why not both! you need to cover your entire walls with guns and knives and walk with a machete in your hand and get gold teeth!:bene:

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I'd say beretta cal 12 overlying is the way

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And don't forget about 3 4 kg of gold jewellery hanging around your neck

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Before and after :D

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If you can't afford real gold, fake gold is good anyway

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yes, the gold chains and gold teeths are fundamental!
anahi, thats the kind of transformation I had in mind :D

What about a Benelli?

Like Floyd Mayweather?

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Yes but double barrel is fundamental

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Yes also 2pac is a good example

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Also a tuned 90s toyota supra would be a good choice https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...3e8b1f4a95.jpg

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That's a beautiful car and I say that as somebody who usually likes the small ones not the big ones.

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Disclaimer for the car: very important is rear wheel drive so you can drift like a crazy after a robbery and cover fucking cops with a cloud of smoke :sisi:

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An inspiration for all of us who struggle with being too integrated in society

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The beta phobic complains about the estroversoni; the chad ted kazinski bombs them!

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I'm finishing the book ''los tiempos del odio'' by rosa montero.
It's the first the time I think since middle school that I'm reading a sci fi book, and I've to say, it's pretty good. It's about a detective who is an artificial human investigating the kidnapping of an human police officer by a terrorist group in a futuristic version of spain.
I'm so glad I found library z; the books aren't always what I expect them to be (the description can be empty or not on point) but at least they are free.

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.:D

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A friendly reminder from comrade Orwell.

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I'm in an abusive relationship with this asshole

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I use duckduckgo too. Since my paranoid thought about privacy got the better of me :D

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Coffee doesn't really hit me the way it used to...
I don't really drink that much coffee if any at all, so I don't have a tolerance, but I've abused coffee pills in the past, I'm talking a year ago or more.

And I remember that whenever I took one I would feel super excited, positive and chatty, I know it kinda sounds like I was taking drugs, but it was just caffeine, 100% pure caffeine in fact.

I've took way too many of them, up to 1000 mgs of caffeine on a daily basis, which is the equivalent of about 10 coffees.

In the end I think that something changed in my brain chemistry and now whenever I drink a coffee or in the rare occasions I thought it was a good idea to try a coffe pill, I don't really feel as excited as I used to, I just feel thirsty and a bit scatter minded, it still works when I need to get stuff done but it's no longer the same.

Bit of a weird story Ik :P