Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tourbus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with ourgroup, approached the bus and was about to board. How would ourdriver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, heleaned toward the door and asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?""Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.Works every time," the driver said with a wink.camping tents
